I’ve been alive for 9,750 days, 234,000 hours, 14,040,000 minutes.. 🀯

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me too and have only farted five times.

that’s impressive

how many did u smell tho

three

3 outta 5

nice, if it were me I’d be 5/5

Happy birthday!

not my bday Doug 🀣 I just came across a calculator site that calculates all types of stuff n thought this would be interesting to put into perspective

Oh Def. I totally knew that. Just hooking you up a little early with some love. Can't wait to see you hit 69,420 days old you gentle brute!

Appreciate that!! Can’t wait to be 190yrs old πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’œ

Yea. Your scrotum gon' be by your kneecaps. #bitchesJelly

A decent lifespan is like around 4 million blocks πŸ‘€

76 years or so ? my math is horrible but it feels right πŸ‘€

Doxxed