Question time; Would you sit in that seat with a lion staring at you like this for $100K?

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Yes

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I love my feline creatures 💫🐈‍⬛🐯🐾

No.. str.

Only if the lion has already eaten that guy first so it’s not hungry anymore!

And if she hasn’t yet eaten? 😂

I’m not going to be her food!

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$100k? No.

100k sats? Maybe.

Really not for $100K?

Darwin Award for sure

i'd sit there for free

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Have you been to Africa and seen them Ralf?

no, not yet, but i like all cats, no matter what size 😻

I’m going next year and cannot wait to see them!

i'm jealous 🙀 i love loins 🦁

Me too! I will be getting up close with them, I’ll be inside a clear Perspex dome and they will be on top of it! About as close as one can get with wild lions without getting hurt!

I can relate. I am one with feline creatures 🐾🐈🐈‍⬛🐆 They call me Ally Cat 😂

Nope!

If you don't eat me I'll buy you $50k worth of beef

Do you think she’d understand that 😂

Probably.

Why probably?

I’d need more details, but that seems like something I’d do for 100k.

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Such as?

You sit there for about 5-10mins on that seat with a lion staring at you

Is it completely wild? How accustomed is it to humans? How hungry is it? Can I have a cattle prod on me?

A god damn plane fell on me out of the sky.

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My attorneys don’t like my opinion neither

Ok, wild lion as she is, and they’re not accustomed to humans as they live in the wild, yeah she could be hungry and no nothing with you!

Are they hungry or not? If they’ve recently been fed I’d probably pay to sit in the seat. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Not being fed she is a completely wild lioness

Ok so has she been spotted recently chowing down and has a full belly? How often is she exposed to safari groups? Wild lioness I’m leaning towards I’d like to view her from a comfortable distance through binoculars.

😂😂 you’re too funny Mallory!

I'd pay to sit there

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A mystery guy? Not a passenger?

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Went into a crashing plane from the outside and pulled me out?

He was asking for some guy.

But my son already told us, that man, I was still in there

I’ll save him, I’ll save your father

Me too!

I wouldn’t have the balls to sit there I’m pretty sure

Really, not for $100K USD!

Nope

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Yes that’s how some people make it as far as I have and some don’t

Yes. They don’t attack

They only present a logical explanation to an unfathomed mind.

Shocking the monkey just like magic.

An educated mindset doesn’t imply the schools being good.

But you can’t tell me that it bout crushing on the world.

It’s a linchpin man.

Arguing the fabric which the linchpin holds doesn’t make any difference to the actual structure which that fabric holds

It’s not that hard to understand.

Not really a question of a choice of wants, but science is not a choice.

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Educating us not my job description man.

That costs more than money. That costs paying attention.

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Baywatch dude's also say that about Sharks on the Beach while the Sharks are snacking and Staking⚡️🦈

Very different situations

What you should be asking is why are you sleeping with the fishies?

What are you? Into sushi?!

Nope!! Not on my bucketlist ⚠️

Definitely on mine!

Your Balls are a little higher👸🏼💜 🐈Cubs stack and collect 🔮🔮

Pretty sure mine would be in my throat in this situation

Yes. If you stay cool, the lion see you as a part of the vehicle. He would not attack you most likely. I’d do that for free.

Exactly, however she is surveying him and the vehicle very well.

Hold my iced tea

Not your beer today?

I’m going to bed after 12 hours of wedding party…no more beer for me today, thanks.

Sounds like a great and fun wedding, sleep well buddy!

We talking a lion raised in captivity? Even then probably not for 100k.

Nope this is a wild lion!

In that case we are talking about doubling the number of zeros.

he'll hear my heart racing. then I'll die in fear. then he'll walk away entertained.

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Would I be allowed to pet the lion, or would I need to sit like the man in the picture to earn 100 thousand?

Oh noooo don’t ever pat a lion even if it’s a cub. They then grow up in order to be shot at by people that pay money to shoot them, so please don’t support anyone that offer cub petting.

And yes you would need to sit the same as he is.

I don't suffer from constipation, so, no. Seems like a pretty inane way to prove a point that doesn't need proving.

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She is just looking at him thinking what is he doing here, maybe he would make a good napping pillow 😂

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