i like being patted down at airports

in fact, if you actually watch me get patted out, you'll see me smile on my face lol

there's something comforting about being patted down. if the gayest thing about me but i don't care. it's nice

it's getting a gentle massage before going on the plane

i sometimes want to tell them: Oh you missed a spot

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