For me nostr is like a diary. Just how I use it I guess. I write my feelings, because I’m no good at saying them out loud. Good, bad, romantic (occasionally horny πŸ˜… sorry).

In a way it’s like Tom Riddle’s diary. But not evil. You write something and sometimes you get a response and instead of a scary noseless wizard replying it’s amazing people from all over the world. Still getting used to that, and I very much appreciate it πŸ’œπŸ«‚

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forgot the

- xoxo gossip girl

so u have seen gossip girl?

i just know the reference πŸ€—

mhmβ€¦πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ

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not sure if I believe that he only knows the reference and not show inside out πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

somebody replied to me with that years ago and i was like β€œ?”

and then they explained

hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ we’re

gonna watch it together. From start to

finish

what have i done..

hahah πŸ˜‚ you just signed up for the best experience ever πŸ«ΆπŸ’œ

me 5 minutes into it

hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£β™₯️β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ’―

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You are in charge of his gossip girl watching wencke ☺️β™₯️β™₯️ you guys must have a marathon it will be fun πŸ«‚

can somebody sign me up for therapy after it?

you don’t need therapy. the show itself is the therapy

- xoxo therapist guy

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hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ at this point he doesn’t have a choice πŸ«£πŸ’œπŸ«‚

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’œβ™₯οΈπŸ’―πŸ«‚

he decided to do this on his own soβ€¦πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

sorry not sorry

You guys gotta do it πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ«‚ it’s a good show to be fair, and then after watch YOU 😍β™₯οΈπŸ™πŸ½ season one of that one is great πŸ”₯☺️

wait

i thought it was a movie

😭

Nonono sir. You are in for a series of watching parties πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

aaaaaaa

These rules also apply to the watching show 🀣🀣🀣

Liminal’s right πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ 6 seasons my friend πŸ”₯πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚

Also, could this go on zap.stream? πŸ‘€

not sure if torture is allowed on there

Could be hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ½πŸ”₯πŸ’―

make it stop

wake me up from this nightmare

Wait till you find out who gossip girl is 😱

is it about a girl on nostr, that really enjoys the gossip model?

I don’t gossip πŸ™πŸ½πŸ₯Ή I just drag my mean ex is all πŸ˜… what’s a gossip model πŸ₯ΉπŸ€“

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nostr:nprofile1qqs9c5yvxn6csehvwdq64ugvcxh496fr9wulskwgzq72tm8j42fm77qpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qg7waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezuamfwfjkgmn9wshx5up0qywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytndw46xjmnewaskcmr9wshxxmmd9u9s6ss5 you drag me in here to make the most boring comment in the thread? Happy to oblige:

Gossip model is a terrible misnomer (aka routing model, aka inbox/outbox model, aka other things) that describes how clients find which relay hosts a given note

I love you buddy πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ

I am too dumb to explain it, and you are like a gigabrain compared to me

look, dis u

Are those seashells? Why is my body so small?

it’s you floating amongst the galaxies with your galaxybrain

I know (of course, apparently), just being self deprecating πŸ˜‚

Gossip model is your client checking relays that your followers use, as well as your own, so you don’t miss as much.

Gossip is also how we get the women on to Nostr πŸ˜‚

Ooooo that’s intriguing, I do like seeing lots of others posts πŸ’―πŸ’― variety is great πŸ”₯πŸ’―.

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hahahah πŸ˜‚ thanks

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It could be fun. Now I'm invested πŸ‘€

Yesss liminal knows what’s up πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚

pls no

yes please 🀝

yes nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 we have a long bindge watching time in front of us.

I haven’t seen YOU either 🫣

Sorry not sorry πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ’œπŸ«‚ made me giggle πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

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#tanelhas πŸ₯Ή you know gossip girl? πŸ’œπŸ«‚

Oh Christ I could actually hear it πŸ˜‚

don’t make me curious enough to watch it pls

It’s definitely not a male oriented tv show, I’ve just seen bits and pieces

that might have been a different show fren πŸ˜‚

Just gonna leave this here πŸ€£πŸ«‚ they were smart with the advertising campaign

damn, why did they put quotes from my mom on there

Smart right! Loved how they used the worst reviews from parents πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ’―πŸ”₯

Ummm, how is this interesting? This is just Great Value Fifty Shades of Grey.

ah yes

50 shades of nostr

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To be fair it was actually really vanilla πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½ compared to what’s on now, but at the time it was considered rather spicy stuff 🀣

Normal tv, or even late night shows are so boring. Haven’t found one interesting in awhile.

You still have a TV?

Yeah, to watch Hockey.🀘🏻

🫑 good answer. Good answer. I’m gonna keep an eye on you. Very well done. πŸ”₯πŸΏπŸ’―πŸ«‘βš‘οΈ

And I, you, good sir.🀘🏻

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i don’t speak outdated tech

It's like a monitor, but with a propaganda receiver built in.

so i get paid to watch it, right?

No, no, no. We pay for our propaganda around here!

Seriously though I've never paid for tv in my life ☠️ OG Xbox with a giant hard drive started that trend. Streaming torrents continues it.

so people pay to watch propaganda?

where’s the benefit?

Hypnotic zombie like state

Generally the ability to control the thinking of groups of people is the benefit of propaganda.

Xbox is clean living for sure.

I still have one Xbox running XBMC. I occasionally for it up for nostalgia.

The Xbox has to plug in to something πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

There’s the gotcha.βœ…

60 inch monitor on the wall connected to the Xbox is TV. BAM.

I don’t play video games anymore, but porn on a 72 β€œ flatscreen, well, that’s a whole β€œnother story.πŸ˜‚

how did i end up in this thread

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I need to catch up πŸ€”πŸ€“

I think you actually started it 🀣

okay, time to finish

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Damn. That thread really escalated.

Woof.

Ahhhh I’ve caught up now πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

That’s what the flatscreen mirror on the ceiling is for

Have mercy

😏

Oooo sick burn bro πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½πŸ”₯

caramel > vanilla

Food wise ?! Whaaa 😱

Melon > coconut

eww, this is just wrong 🀒

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Dude don’t come for melons they are great!

you just haven’t had good fruit yet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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what’s your favourite fruit?

Melon πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸ€£ πŸ™πŸ½

Mmmm, big joocy melΓ³nes

oppai maxi

What’s this πŸ₯Ή ?

hehe

Hmmm

hmm

I bet it’s something dirty πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€”πŸ€“

i hope they’re not

Oh it means boobies πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ how in the world did that slang term come about πŸ€” time to get lost researching something that will help me in no way, I’ll be back πŸ€“

from japanese

It means boobies in a horny way for Japanese people apparently πŸ˜‚

I think big boobies πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸ’œ well, you learn something new every day on nostr πŸ™πŸ½πŸ₯Ή

i had a weird friend when i was younger, using weird words

never googled it πŸ˜‚

I do it so you don’t have to πŸ˜‚

Hey what the… i thought we were talking about yummy tasty melons here 🫨

Yes

I meant fruits πŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ₯ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

if i speak, i’m in big trouble

Dude melons are the best πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£. Maybe you had bad ones πŸ€”.

need better ones, know anybody?

That’s illegal sir

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I just got this πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ very good πŸ€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ damn, word for word πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½ Landy coming in clutch πŸ₯Ή

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ½πŸ«‚ my friends made me google blue waffle in school 😭

oh god, i luckily managed to avoid most of these πŸ˜‚

Smart πŸ₯ΉπŸ’―πŸ«‚ always say no πŸ™πŸ½πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­

I always say yes, it’s… more interesting I guess

Lemon party

set it as the homepage for an art teacher way back

What is that πŸ₯Ή ? Something bad?

just a party for people who enjoy lemons

Aww that’s nice. And bullshit I bet. Going to google, brb πŸ€“

oh no

β€˜The Lemon Party pledged to: Restructure Canada's economy to be centred on lemon production.’

A political party in Canada it seems πŸ€” tanel your pranks need work πŸ₯ΉπŸ’œπŸ«‚

i’m so glad you didn’t find the actual page, now i have the image in my mind 😭😭

Joke’s on us 😭😭😭😭

Also i just lost β€œthe game”

oh no, don’t tell me you found it

1. Lemon PartyThe term lemon is often used to describe an old man. In this context, Lemon Party referred to a shock website that featured video clips of three elderly men engaged in an intimate act. Some people might tell their friends β€œto just type lemonparty.” However, be warned since the only thing you might find are videos of three naked, elderly men engaging in intimate activities.

Oh dear πŸ˜….

🫠🫠🫠

How do I remove sats from someone as a punishment πŸ˜‚

Just say no eshara

Dammit I forgot πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½πŸ’―

Double confirmed here, just no. Life is not better with this new information 🫠

I’m so sorry liminal πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

The pursuit of knowledge is always just

I’m glad I didn’t go google images πŸ₯ΉπŸ’―πŸ«‚πŸ‘€

I fell off my chair trying to exit the screen before the teacher came back and they kept moving the mouse πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ it’s too risky 😱

I googled it for you. It is πŸ˜‚

Thank you Landy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’œπŸ«‚πŸ™πŸ½πŸ’― tis the boobies πŸ₯Ή

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Yeah this ended 11 years ago in all fairness πŸ˜‚

Damn! Well I feel about 100 years old πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ kinda like it πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚

This community is so non-judgemental that I feel safe sharing things about myself on here that I would never post on any other social network.

I completely feel the same way πŸ«‚πŸ’œ am usually really private about feelings and thoughts, but it’s freeing having this place πŸ™πŸ½

The beauty of this place is that it’s open to anyone for anything. One can utilize this protocol however one sees fit. If it’s not what you wanted or hoped it to be, you’re welcome to spend your time elsewhere. It’s just another tool or option for you to use.

Exactly, I feel the same way πŸ₯ΉπŸ’―πŸ«‚πŸ’œ just fits right πŸ™πŸ½πŸ«‚

Amen

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tom riddle did nothing wrong

Oh ferrell, are you a Slytherin by any chance? πŸ‘€πŸ€£πŸ«‚

i actually don’t know my house! lol

Nooo 😱 you could find out on the pottermore website if you want, it’s quite fun πŸ₯Ή and you learn what your patronus is πŸ”₯

I think you are really good at conveying feelings based on posts and nests, and great insight as well.

Thats an interesting perspective on Nostr as a Tom Riddle style diary. Im imagining you writing out posts like that flashback in Harry Potter and then reviewing responses.

Its all very magical. And the best wizards keep it that way.

Thank you Vic πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ½πŸ’œπŸ«‚ likewise πŸ’―πŸ™πŸ½. You should have met me before nostr πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ crying when upset and not a word said about why. Nostr has definitely helped with my communication πŸ’œπŸ«‚

🀩 that would be cool, very magical indeed πŸ₯Ή I’d say you’re quite possibly a Gryffindor Vic πŸ’―πŸ«‚πŸ₯Ή.

I like that, totally agree β˜ΊοΈπŸ«‚

I admire your take about this platform greatlyπŸ€™ Thank you for sharing!

Thank you for listening Jakub, πŸ₯Ή very kind πŸ’œπŸ«‚

Just like magic πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ™πŸ½

Whats the story with the x? Cheating!?

Sometimes you still get the scary noseless wizard. But they might be hiding behind a cute pfp.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’œπŸ«‚ made me giggle πŸ«‚ this is true πŸ™πŸ½

It’s what makes us what we are. Never give up.

πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ«‚

I hope to god that nostr isn’t a horcrux

Good morning Alex - and I hope not too 😭 how would we destroy it? I mean how could we ?! Its nostr 😭πŸ₯Ή would be a sad day πŸ«‚

I thoroughly enjoy your posts and hearing what you say.

(The occasionally horny part made me smile big, and lol for real). Honest person. I like reading your nostr diary. Keep up the great work wise and funny female wizard. πŸ’œπŸ«‚

Thank you Frank, that’s very kind πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚πŸ’œ likewise πŸ™πŸ½.

This message made me smile big too πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜ŠπŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ§™πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸͺ„πŸ™πŸ½

You’re very welcome! πŸ™πŸ«‚πŸ’œπŸ«‚πŸ§™β€β™€οΈ

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