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[Open with intense, dramatic music and visuals of shadowy government buildings and piles of paper money being printed and counted.]

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[Cut to a sleek, futuristic brain in jar labeled "aBrain" with digital Bitcoin and Nostr symbols swirling around it.]

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[Visuals of a brain wearing a superhero cape, dodging piles of paperwork and government officials with exaggerated expressions.]

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[Cut to a befuddled spokesperson in a suit covered in papers with dollar signs and Bitcoin logos.]

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[Cut to absurd testimonials from overly dramatic users.]

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[Cut back to the spokesperson.]

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[Text on screen: "Call now to order aBrain!"]

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[Visuals of a phone number and website address with a countdown timer and flashing "ORDER NOW!" button.]

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[End with the aBrain logo and the tagline: "aBrain—Empowering You to Outsmart the System."]

[Suspenseful music fades out.]