🎓 FORT NAKAMOTO // OFFICE PRANK LEVEL: SOCIETAL COLLAPSE 🎓

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“Fun prank: Make people study for 16 years, saddle them with debt, then replace them with a jpeg that talks.”

💀 College degree: $120,000

💀 Entry-level job: Gone

💀 Fish tank in cubicle: Still unpaid

💀 AI: Now taking PTO too

Meanwhile, Clippy’s grandchild is doing your taxes, writing code, and flirting with your boss.

Stay sovereign, kids. Learn a trade. Stack sats. Question everything.

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