It's cute seeing Americans try to pretend they're as tough as Canadians, because they get beach weather all year long 😂

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“too cold in Canada waaaa waaaa”

This Canadian bravado is cute

You know what’s cute? 🤭

"Just a sprinkle of Canadian charm! 🌟 But hey, sometimes a little confidence goes a long way, eh? 😉"

If they were so tough you'd think they'd have overthrown all that socialism by now 🤭

What socialism did you overthrow? Don’t you pay taxes every year?

That pays for the military, not helping their fellow citizens.

The taxes are a sham anyway. Money printing is where it's at.

No income tax in Florida 😎

So you’ve overthrown someone? When? 🤨🤣🤣🤣

America kicked out the British and Canada only kinda followed suit.

Pay no attention to the fact that Britain has slowly taken back control with all the central banking plays, and then the Fed which has been the most devastating.

Oh you’re one of those “back in my day” types. Except it wasn’t back in your day lol. It was centuries ago.

They just need to vote harder at the federal level.

If the US gov't ever gets out of control, something something guns, or so I've heard.

They swear they'll do something, if an extra 0 is added to that number!

Don't worry they're gonna mint a platinum coin and pay it off

😂

I hope so 😂

We live in the best timeline

Imagine if they do. We'll reach the same number in a few years with the fact that central bank powered spending grows exponentially. It would be a complete farce.

They'll just need to mint a couple more platinum coins 😂

Of course why didn't I think of that 😂

If you vooooooot harder it will make the national debt gooder. Man in tv box said so

Heck, they vote hard enough, the DC corporation may make enough to pay out a $2,000 yearly dividend!

Sign me up. That’s a big dividend. I don’t want to miss that

If that number keeps going up we're not gonna have any money for ammo in the guns 😂

Something something bitcoin

Bruh the only things Canadians overthrow is the snow on their driveways. It's all still British and French up there

Still waiting to hear who you’ve overthrown 🤭🤨

It was never about who I've overthrown. I'm saying that it's time the Canadians step up with their winter tshirts and do some themselves.

Yes it is. You said who we’ve overthrown. I want to know the same for you. So far you’ve got nothing. Only recollections from history books 🤣

At least America has some history of overthrows. Canada still has none. I'm looking to see if they ever will.

Again with the history books. You guys are soft. All those guns but you do nothing.

Canada's gotta step up. What have you all been training in the cold for all this time?

Come live in the cold. One winter. Then we talk 🤣

I'm visiting in February that'll have to do 😂

But man, I dunno how much a simple Floridian can add to your Winter-Hardened super squadrons.

Toronto is a beautiful city. The area with the universities. In the summer 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

In the summer?? Bruh 😭 what about in the winter?

My cousins live there. But jeez I think it's been 15 years since I went last.

Toronto will be cold and humid

If you come in Alberta in February, it'll either be +10 or -45 😂

Chinooks are awesome.

What's that? I looked it up and it might be a seafood restaurant or a wind pattern.

Where I am at now we get the coastal variation, but they have taken to calling them atmospheric rivers in recent years.

We had a high ranking Hollywood celebrity come to Alberta and call it "climate change" 😂

Anything political they don’t like is fascism. Any weather they don’t like is climate change.

Fuckin' Leo. What a douche.

Goddamn Fort Mac making it warm in winter!

I'm all in on climate change, LFG. We have lots of room for the temperature to go up here, bring it.

*Ryan turns on every light in the house and cranks up the thermostat*

That was my favorite part about reading Fossil Future.

The majority of temperature related deaths are from the cold, so global warming would actually do them a favor 😂

😂🤣😂

High ranking Hollywood celebrities is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Warm wind from the Rockies that gives us periods of warm weather in the winter. Hence the crazy spread from 10 to -45.

As a dog walker, it definitely makes winter more enjoyable

This 💯 Mosha gets to cure her cabin fever during Chinooks.

What a range 😂

I typically bring warm weather with me when I go up north. Can't explain it.

It’s gonna be cold in February

That's my hope 🤞 I want to try and ski

We've been adapting to the cold for decades in preparation to living in our government owned pods, where the carbon tax makes it too expensive to heat up.

😂🤣

😂

Too fat, too dumb to do anything that is the truth.

Unfortunately. And way too mind captured by the propaganda 💀

Obesity shrinks the brain, the fatter you are the easier it is to propagandize

😂🤣😂

Alberta is separating. We're doing what the Quebecers and the Texans have been pretending to do for decades.

The mighty quebeckians 💪

I really wanna sail around PEI and all of those smaller islands of Nova Scotia

Insanely beautiful. A complete gem.

LFG if it actually happens I'll be hyped

Nice! I hope really happens.

Your country is ran by Jews. All those guns for nothing eh?

Only Alaskans and some Minnesotans have the respect of Canadians

I know a lot of good folks in Montana too. I'm going to miss them this year when I skip my usual Black Friday shopping trip south.

Lot of great places with great people in America. The closer to Canada the state is the better the people. Minus Cali though 🤷‍♂️

Canadia is British gay land

Murica is soft. All the guns and you do nothing. 🤣🤣🤣

Have done*

And come on it’s not like gun laws actually do anything in the age of 3D printing.

So you take back murica soon ™ ? 🤭

That's what all the Bitcoin Fixes This is about. If everyone buys Bitcoin then the Fed will just close up shop. Easy peasy.

It's funny how simple the solution is, yet so hard for people to understand.

My point is that you are no different from us. You can access guns just as easily as anyone else. So why don’t you take your own advice? You need it more than America.

Not from where I’m standing. Donnie’s tongue is so far up Bibi’s ass. You guys are part of Israel 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

The USA is the 7th mekhozot.

What's funny to me is that anything bad you can say about America being ruled by foreign powers, it's worse in Canada. Or at least they don't need to try so hard up there.

Jews are pulling out all the stops and showing their true faces just to get some foothold in the states after Trump's admin started cutting them off.

Israel is an American proxy state retard. They are us. They literally speak English. It’s like fucking Guam. Don’t get it backwards 🤣

and guess what, the people who are actually in charge, in non elected positions in intelligence agencies have their hands up the asses of every world leader. EVERY including China. There is a one world government. It isn’t DA JOOS or any one group. It’s literally just all the spies from every country conspiring to hide shit from their own bosses.

The fact the government pussyfoots and fencesits with every conflict perfectly demonstrates this fact.

Israel is a European creation. And only to the extent that Europe has a hold over America is it also American, imo.

Europe is under American control. This is blatantly obvious.

Who are you calling a retard?

You, my brother, you 😆

Don’t worry, I’m retarded to

Relax with the ad hominem. We’re shitposting here. Don’t take yourself too seriously. I know some of you Americans think you’re the greatest in the world but take a deep breath eh

PV brothers! PV!!

“Brothers” 🤣 I don’t even know this guy

Me neither but fire being slut on both sides 🧠🧠

Spit*

Wtffff

Interesting Freudian slip ❔ 🤔

I blame ios18!!

And my glasses needing an update.

I typo so much more since about a month ago, it's disturbing

I STILL have the solution🤷🏻‍♂️.

Boat-top knife fight?!

Air, land, sea. Take your pick!

Wisdom 🤣

“fire being slut”… is that Lily Philips ?🤣

💀🤣😂

🤣🤣💀

PV is dead 🔥 long live GFY

It’s been dead for a while. The purple magician who’s always in a hurry accelerated everything 🤭💀

I am cautiously curious to learn more 🫠

Which magician are we talking about?

You know who

I've been racking my brain. Is it Pablo? I didn't know we had Nostr wizards or maybe I'm just retarded.

Good night 🌛

Let’s all gather around, ok now take a deep breathe in and slowly exhale 😮‍💨 😂

🤣😂

Are we calm

I’m good. Ask the slavemaster guy 🤭

🤭

I'm starting to think we should stop punching down at Americans, we don't want to be known as bullies

Are you saying it's time to say we're sorry?

😂

Buddy, my guy, we're sorry, eh

"Sorry friend."

"I'm not your buddy, guy."

🤣🤣🤣

"Sorry not sorry" 😂

Wisdom from the circle

Just like Canada. Canada is an American state without the responsibilities or rights associated with that. Canada is our proxy. Yall literally are just a bargaining chip for us.

The law books say British but that is obviously not true.

Perhaps. But I don’t go around pretending like I’m better than everyone one else when your government still has the monopoly on violence and you have to pay taxes and obey (like all the other countries)

So Canada is like costa Rica?

We're doing our part. We've elected a serious person with lots of financial experience to help us navigate our fiscal situation.

There is no denying Trump is better than what we had before and what would have been.

“This slavemaster is better than the previous one” 🤡

Oh my bad. He’s worse!!!!

I'm getting a good laugh out of an npub called ANCAP Revolt thinking the govt is going to save them. Epic troll account 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Will you finally rebel against the British? Or keep being British 😭

I comment a lot online. I'm doing my part!

Me too 🤣

Same 🤣

When are you rebelling against Bibi?

Nothing doing about that. Trump's tucking in his chairs for him and everything.

For what and how 😭

Also no, I’m just as much of a coward as everyone else

At least we have that absolute scarcity amirite?

You can turn a microwave into a weapon that bursts people's eardrums, intestines, stomach, causes an intense burning sensation under the skin, as well as permanent heartband brain damage.

You can turn a bunch of blue ray writers into a laser cannon that burns holes through people.

Don't get me started on how easy it is to make IEDs or chloroform, or even just how a mass stabbings make no noise and people don't realise whats happening until they're covered in blood, unlike a shooting where you instantly know what's happening and from what direction.

3d printed guns are the least of my worries, anyone who can access ammunition for the guns could break down the ammunition to make a detonator for some plastic explosive which is just petroleum jelly and potassium chloride.

Also the only reason I don’t look exactly like this is because the primal iPad app is bad and it’s too early for Nutella 🤣

I think the 2A was the best psyop ever. Let people think that having guns will save them, then take over the govt with central banking while militarizing the police, using citizens having guns as the reason. Checkmate.

2A just says that the federal govt can't pass laws outlawing arms. Too bad we got screwed by money printing, which no amount of guns can oppose directly.

Which is why I like the Bitcoin is an arm in cyberspace thing from Softwar, which is just to say that the 2nd amendment prevents it from being outlawed. Using it to fight central banking is on us.

Not as tough…but also not retarded which is why we do t live in a frozen wasteland.