My favorite zaps are the ones from nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n that just say Blockstream. Hahaha I dunno why, but it’s hilarious to me. Someone needs to give the person running the Nostr account a raise.

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Gotta be a Gen Z running that account πŸ˜‚

I’ve always wanted to say nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n while looking in the mirror three times after dark to see what happens, but I’m too scared.

Do it and report back, no scaredy frogs allowed

A Jade appeared with a whole BTC in it.

But it's on Liquid and none of the federation members would let me peg out.

~Ende~

I got one too. They’re slowly returning my 400K sats that got rugged by their β€œexperimental” Lightning wallet.

πŸ˜‚

It was actually 500K but I managed to get 100K out before it broke.

Wait, what's the story behind this? Which wallet?

nostr:note1j30jk7e7zyp8pact8mcpnyh40ldstae824kgaz6cep0fvlp5ztms0k4uq2

Oh, I thought you actually lost the 400K sats and not just having liquidity issues. Wouldn't you just be able to close the channel onchain anyway?

No, the app is broken and the channel won’t close. I’ve been dealing with supoort for 7 months. πŸ˜‚

Oof

I was just going to play with it since it looked kinda smart how they use bip-85 with the Jade for LN but I'll reconsider πŸ˜‚