Forgive me father satoshi, for I have sinned.

I have been secretly making a software library for using the blockchain as a relational database.

It can create, read, and update. It can also overwrite, but true deletion is impossible.

It uses and abuses ordinals and inscriptions to the maximum degree. Even using "postage" to establish a data type system.

I may have to co-opt the ord project in order to extend its server API, and deepen my descent into this well of madness.

If Cthulu is awakened,