This is like saying IOUs are real gold because you can move the paper more easily than the real gold.

If I carry actual gold instead of paper and you refuse to accept it because you want me to start using paper because it's faster, you're retarded and we're not doing business.

Lying like this is worse than just not accepting Bitcoin.

Before, I would have gone to a steak and shake if I was visiting someone that has it nearby and they invited me. Now, I would say "no, you shouldn't eat there, they lie about accepting Bitcoin."