*engaged in play hand-to-hand combat with the offspring*

Me (while wrestling the 1st grader): “You cannot defeat me!!!”

First Grader: “Toddler Vader! Save Me.”

Toddler Vader: 👀 ->😡. Toddler Vader proceeds to bull-charge towards us, spin around, and fart on me.

My little dude redefining fighting dirty 🤣😂