the story is actually weirder and funnier.

The family up the road had 3 sons.

The father was a midget, the wife was a dwarf, the oldest and youngest sons were dwarves, and the middle son, Herb, was 5’10, and good looking. I always wondered if family introductions were… unexpected. They had dirt bike tracks on their property. Used to ride with the dwarves. 😆🏍️