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Your body will call to them, your every step jangling like a pile of poorly-guarded gold coins

Then the joke doesn't make sense.

It already doesnt

It most certainly does.

For some

It is a new form of joke. It may take a minute for some to learn to understand them. I also assume I haven't perfected the art, early memes were dumb too.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Because doctors are expensive and so are apple devices? Or because its not true?