An apple a day makes the doctors deathly afraid of you and your power, which grows by the day, threatening to engulf them.
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What if it's a tomato?
Your body will call to them, your every step jangling like a pile of poorly-guarded gold coins
Then the joke doesn't make sense.
It already doesnt
It most certainly does.
For some
It is a new form of joke. It may take a minute for some to learn to understand them. I also assume I haven't perfected the art, early memes were dumb too.
Such a simple rebellion ππ