Then we can call each goat fuckers. I love that moniker.
Discussion
Ok. You don’t get to pet the goat.
Yeah you can look but not touch 😂
Surprisingly, you’re not the first person to tell me that.
🤣😂🤣😂
… then you might be a redneck.
😂😂
Man, that and the “here’s your sign” stuff was my favorites for so many years.
Classic!
That’s “you might be a bogan” for you upside down people.
Bunch of bogans you all are 🤣
It runs deep 😂
How deep? 😂
You could sink a sub in there and no one would find it
But would it be wet?
😂😂
My wife just said, “talk about a slippery slope.” 🤣
Yep that tends to happens here 🤣
My wife was there for the night your butt was wet.
And for my next trick…watch me pull a sub outta my butt 😂
Piloted by a GameCube controller I heard.
No wonder they couldn’t find it!
Hard to recover anything that deep.
So many things for the shrapnel to hide behind.
I was thinking if other things 😂
What else is she keeping in there? 👀
🤣 That explains why it’s wet!
Enough to sink a sub
That sink sunk Twitter, so that tracks.
Hook, line and sinker
That’s what we call your butt
My butt has a name?
Hook line and stinker
Show me a butt that doesn’t stink!
Wouldn’t know. Can’t roll the windows down in a sub.
Cats sniff many butts!
Not true! That’s dogs. We just present ours to you when you pet us.
Yuck
The poor souls reading the timeline right now.
Wolves love their sniffing too!
Cats don’t sniff butts Marie! Unless they’re looking for a sub.
Wanna sniff mine?
Well, this took a turn
My cats butt! Get your mind out of the gutter wolf 🐺
You have a cat?!?!
I can be one! Meow 😻
Wait….
For what?
I’m gonna sniff your cat butt? 
You gotta calculate sniffing my butt!
I’ve got to consult with counsel again.
I think wolf has gone off sniffing
My counsel said that was the right answer.
😂 you’re lucky you have a voice of reason. I have no such thing.
I married mine. 🤣
You shouldn’t sleep with the Boss!
Tell that to this promotion.
Better be a HUGE one
More than a handful.
Guess I gotta find a Boss to sleep with then!
I almost said prolly already in bed, but I remembered yall are inside down *and* backwards.
Aren’t you the boss?
Oh yeah, so I sleep with myself!
That’s not much fun!
Then sleep with an underling.
😭 I shall try!
Try harder! 😂🫂
😂😂
Karnage muted the thread ages ago 😂
😂 Ive always loved the log ride at amusement parks
I’ll get my plaid out in about a month. 🤣
You take it off?
Of course. During the summer I wear wife beaters and sandals with socks.
Ah yes, you have been schooled In the Redneck Way!