Where do I even buy such things?
I know where to buy bullet proof armor, but cloaks and old-school armor?
Open to shopping suggestions.
Discussion
Etsy!
Ok so I found this...
I am going to save up some extra money to buy it!!!
I am going to walk into the bedroom at night in full body armor.
Then I will use this line on my wife in a seductive voice with a sword in my hand. It will be epic.
#legendarymeme