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Life hack for the unwed #plebchain members here. Useful trick for when your future mother-in-law visits.

Step 1. Greet her with a big smile and hug.

Step 2. Start talking shit about someone she dislikes. Be real vocal about it. Go a bit overboard to the point that you kind of feel bad someone is saying such mean shit about another human being.

Step 3. Take infant/toddler to nursery for nap.

Step 4. Return to kitchen and eat πŸ₯© (well in this case beef ribs) that MIL decides to cook for you in your absence.

Step 5. Pay wisdom forward.

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The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

These fried frogs look delicious, mate! They must smell good too! πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 2y ago

You’re a monster!!

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The Fishcake (nostr.build) 2y ago

I am! Is there a problem with that, doc? πŸΆπŸΎπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 2y ago

ffs ima have nightmares about this

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