Studies have shown that 9 times outta 10 the girl in your dms is actually a dude 
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π― Truth
Sersleepy knows a thing or two, βcause heβs seen a thing or two. π
Unless youβve heard her voice on nests. In that case probability goes to 30%.
Fr frrrrrr
Jokes on you. I donβt have anyone in my dms.
Damn. I shouldβve said TL π€¦ββοΈ
Not true!
Wait you still actually think Iβm a dude? π
Def true, youβre that 1% that isnβt actually a dude larping as a girl online π«‘
Waitβ¦. Shirley in my DMβs isnβt real? 
She is real
Realβ’ly a dude
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Iβve been meaning to do a nest on the importance of spelling, invite him for me pls 
#[5]β you might wanna sit in on this one
#[4]β wen he logs in n sees this 
wtf π
Youβll get it. Spelzing isr hoard https://nostr.build/i/fbbc04af297d08722466e7a8647bdc788b959e066dc8c1d55cd0468e68539bf6.webp
Our new study confirmed that itβs 10 out of 10 now ππ
... the _hot_ girl in your DMs...
Finally real science, no fake news. So refreshing. Thank you sir ππ
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