I use social media all wrong.

I'm too available. Too eager to help. Too guileless.

I don't really understand it. I put way too much effort into content (and the content isn't even porn), when it's supposed to be about being nice and friendly and popular, and wracking up gigantic numbers of simps who throw money at you for saying GM.

I'm the simp. 🙈😂

I don't have a proper appreciation for money because I so rarely want to purchase something.

Social media is just about socializing and being cute, but I don't know how to socialize or be cute. Everything gets all emotionally intense and wonky and philosophical and heated and I'm all, oh, let's study the classics together and discuss the ways and means and debate quantum mechanics.

I'm such a dork. I didn't even realize how dorky I am. But I look around here and it's like wow, I am really fucking dorky.

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you are just rather sad, and it is temporary. you are gonna be okay very soon.

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I'm here for the philosophy and deep thoughts. Not many are, but there are a few.

Post interesting quotes from what you're reading, share projects, bounce ideas off the wall. Those are the fun parts of social media, to me (oh also the occasional meme).

To be fair, that's also what I look for in my in-person friendships, so it's consistent.

Same. Probably why I have so few friends, but spend so much time with them that we always start talking about starting a commune.

Love you both!!

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