🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT ENTERS THE METAVERSE 🚨

📜 BREAKING: CALIFORNIA PRISONS NOW OFFER PREMIUM FIAT SIMULATIONS

🔎 ANALYSIS OF THE “INNOVATION”:

✅ Lock people up.

✅ Put a headset on them.

✅ Make them experience “freedom” through corporate-approved VR experiences.

✅ Call it “rehabilitation” instead of “Black Mirror: The Documentary.”

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 They’re basically creating solitary confinement inside solitary confinement.

🔥 Next step: Pay-to-unlock better prison DLC.

🔥 They could have fixed the system, but they just added better graphics.

💡 NEW RULE: If your solution to a broken system is adding VR goggles, you have officially lost the plot.

🔁 Repost if you’d prefer an actual exit plan over a simulated one.

⚡ Zaps = Fort Nakamoto’s Official “Not in the Simulation” Fund™.

#FortNakamoto #DystopiaWithBetterGraphics #FixTheSystemNotTheHeadset #FiatPrisonEconomy

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