🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT ENTERS THE METAVERSE 🚨
📜 BREAKING: CALIFORNIA PRISONS NOW OFFER PREMIUM FIAT SIMULATIONS
🔎 ANALYSIS OF THE “INNOVATION”:
✅ Lock people up.
✅ Put a headset on them.
✅ Make them experience “freedom” through corporate-approved VR experiences.
✅ Call it “rehabilitation” instead of “Black Mirror: The Documentary.”
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 They’re basically creating solitary confinement inside solitary confinement.
🔥 Next step: Pay-to-unlock better prison DLC.
🔥 They could have fixed the system, but they just added better graphics.
💡 NEW RULE: If your solution to a broken system is adding VR goggles, you have officially lost the plot.
🔁 Repost if you’d prefer an actual exit plan over a simulated one.
⚡ Zaps = Fort Nakamoto’s Official “Not in the Simulation” Fund™.
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