Please stop asking Santa for a perfect woman. I've been almost kidnapped three times today!

Thank you

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I have seen a sign today that was recommending to have a cake to avoid being kidnapped.

🤙🤙🤙

pew pew pew! ✨🔫

Wait, so Anna’s not really your name?

😂

Sorry about that 3rd attempt.

Really was an overreach on my part lol