I mine* in a car.

I mine at the bar.

I mine at ChiBitDevs meetup (while adhering to the "no photos" policy, ofc)

And I.... er, I'm out of rhymes.

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*(NerdMiner is totally dumb unless you realize it's only meant to be a kitschy toy. Its 20,000h/s are absolute dogshit; even an old S9 hits 13,500,000,000,000h/s.)

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So you’re telling me there’s a chance

Yep! I think whoever's part of the NerdMiner team estimated 300 billion years to find 1 block at today's difficulty level. A journey of 300 billion years starts with the first 20,000 hashes!!

Look, every hash counts! I want to make these

How? Connecting to my phone's mobile hotspot when on the go.

As silly as NerdMiners are, mining-while-driving is one of the few things it can do that an S9 can't.

😂😂

It strengthens the network!

🤣 ckpool doesn't even recognize the hashrate because it's so low! Have no way of knowing if you'd actually get the mining reward if you hit a 1-in-300billion-year miracle.

But seriously.

I see it as a valuable teaching resource.

Eye catching.

*Conversation piece, yes. The design is gorgeous.

But not a good teaching resource to learn about actual mining. If you can't see your hashrate on your mining dashboard, you're flying blind and won't gain any intuitive sense for how the difficulty adjustments and overall hashrate affect your ROI calcs.

Plus, why bother even do ROI calcs when it's guaranteed to be orders of magnitude negative!

Sounds like the kind of gizmo I want.

Fuck you Keith and take my money. :)

It's dogshite, but it's *my* dogshite. 😂

💯

Mine here, mine there, mine every ducking where 🎶⚡️

Travels of nerdminer 😅

#satlottery

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I mine in a car,

I mine in a bar.

I mine a coin,

that doesn't go in jars.

It's called Bitcoin,

And it's made of code.

It's open source,

So it can't be controlled.

The plebs are afraid,

They think it's too slow.

But the Nostrs know better,

They're mining like whoa.

And fuck it.. I mine in my spa!