Places you should never ever under any circumstances store your bitcoin.

Your phone.

The cloud.

An exchange.

Your house.

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Is your house better?

Yeah you can totally keep your stuff at my house.

Cheers mate 🀝

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Arguably safer alternatives out there, yep!

Ultimately, I think this is true, but it's more helpful to associate risk with each of these places, and let people determine their own tolerance for risk, considering their skill level and amount held.

But 6.15 BTC justifies multi-jurisdictional multisig.

What about your mom’s house?

It’s safe there

How about one of those hide-a-key stones?

Obviously the height of bitcoin security

Wen coldcard rock form factor?

How about in that microchip they put in my dog? ;)

Amen if you ad cold/savings to that. Hot wallet in any of those is fine.

From worst to least bad

1-Exchange

2-Cloud

3-Phone

4-House

Your bank

What about a boat?

really? 🀣🀣🀣

I use Muun Wallet to keep my sats secured. Is that wrong?

Depends how much.

Def don’t store the majority of them there.

There are people far more qualified than I am to help with security but:

Look into the difference between hot wallets and cold storage.

Then look into how to secure your keys and hardware devices.

Then look into running your own node.

Ok thank you, I can’t afford a cold wallet. I’ll try to learn about nodes

Coldcard in your house is bad?

What's the list of places where you store your Bitcoin?

Me? Bottom of the ocean. Tragic boating accident and all that.

Typo.

What's the list of places where you *should store your Bitcoin? Not necessarily you personally

The list of potential hiding spots is as endless as your imagination. Ideally someplace with physical verification or security checkpoints. The reason not to store at your house is because as a general rule you will always be taken by surprise at your primary location.

Ah these exercises are too hypothetical and they just end in who can point out whose security deficiencies to flex on the other. I don't think there's many people that have a location out side of their home or bank they feel comfortable storing valuables. It's not a topic that gets discussed for obvious reasons, but I think it should.

Definitely not trying to β€œflex” on anyone and happy to talk in private about your specific situation.

Sorry, not accusing you of flexing. Just how I've seen these discussions go. I think 90 % of users that self custody are securing seeds in their home, and that can vary from bad to good. Eg. writing your seeds on a post-it note to stamping your seeds in stainless and hiding them away.

Mainly I think it depends on the expected value of your coins

Everyone’s situation is different. I hear what AH is saying, but personally I think for a bunch of people their house is the best place to stash their private keys (as long as they do it carefully/properly). 🧑

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Store the access to your bitcoin buried on top of your favorite mountain. Don’t bring your phone with you. Don’t forget where you put it.

A wookie told me to put it on a CD