The next time I spent hours trying to perfect my makeup routine, I am certain you will be following along in awe and fascination.

"Ah, yes, Leserin. The wet eyeliner combined with the white undereye pencil and the coral shadow at the corners is *the look* for you. Enhances the tilt and brings out the green in your eyes because of the complementary color scheme."

I can hear you, now. I can hardly wait.