Spoke to my friend who works at the hospital. A man in his 60s came in with a giant toy octopus lodged up his ass. I guess older and wiser doesn’t apply here 😂

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Bless his heart... some people never learn. 😂

I wish I knew more about this story 😂

So. Many. Questions.

Me too. My friend said she just listened and continued with the day. I guess it’s not that impressive to her

That leads to more questions, like what would be impressive 🤔

She said someone got in an accident recently and got their groin or scrotum pierced and needed a colostomy bag afterwards. It was a work accident. I don’t have much more details than that unfortunately

Ouch!

That sounds terrible

Tentacles first or head first?

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🤦🏽‍♂️….head unless he wanted to maximize friction😳🤨

….are u askin for a fren?🤌🏽😂

Read the top note 🤭

Ima let my response to nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet5y50753 stand😂🤣🤣🫂⭕️

I like that Pepe 😂

Would be a good pfp for you friend

Prolly need to change it so I never see my partially hidden face photoshopped on a meme again🤨😂⭕️

Don’t worry, I have that sticker saved in Inshot 🤭

😖🤨

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👆what is this and more importantly how do we make me one?🧐😂😂⭕️

Inshot. App to edit photos/videos

https://apps.apple.com/app/id997362197

Oh damn😳…so I’ll have to do sh*t😖😂😂

Yeah. This is way out of the right click save territory 😂😂😂🫂

😳f*ck….i figured😂🤣⭕️

😂

Good question. Tentacles first

Wise

I was looking up gifs of octopuses on tenor. I shouldn’t have done that 😂

I was referring to this one

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Nightmare fuel

i didn't read the 'toy' part. My sick self was about to ask "live or dead?".

Dead is crazy 😂

Live too though. Live too 😂

the imagery i got going on in my head right now is not okay.

the slurp noise

I can’t think of the noise 😂

Oh no

😂

Going back to my safe space.

That’s a lot of food for one person…Nevermind 😂

this could be us

I know…but this life chose me 👇🏾

I ran today and lifted. The deficit is real today.

Just charged my phone. Opened Nostr. and then a message like this at the top. 😂 I think you only see this on Nostr 😂

Older and wider might apply

Bahahahahahaha

This is hilarious man

🤦‍♂️ 😅 thanks buddy!!

It could be alot worse...

Could be a live one yes 😂

Say what? 😮

Yes. She says it happens often. People with stuff lodged up their asses

Wow hahahaha

Usually they don’t get admitted. ER, wait, get it removed, leave (wider) 😂

Omg bahahahahahahaha 🫣

😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmfaoooo 🤣

People are crazy 🤣

A nasty case of calamari colon

😂😂😂😂