Spoke to my friend who works at the hospital. A man in his 60s came in with a giant toy octopus lodged up his ass. I guess older and wiser doesn’t apply here 😂
Discussion
Bless his heart... some people never learn. 😂
I wish I knew more about this story 😂
So. Many. Questions.
Me too. My friend said she just listened and continued with the day. I guess it’s not that impressive to her
That leads to more questions, like what would be impressive 🤔
Tentacles first or head first?
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 we need answers which was first?
🤦🏽♂️….head unless he wanted to maximize friction😳🤨
….are u askin for a fren?🤌🏽😂

Read the top note 🤭
Ima let my response to nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet5y50753 stand😂🤣🤣🫂⭕️

I like that Pepe 😂
Would be a good pfp for you friend
Prolly need to change it so I never see my partially hidden face photoshopped on a meme again🤨😂⭕️
Don’t worry, I have that sticker saved in Inshot 🤭

i didn't read the 'toy' part. My sick self was about to ask "live or dead?".
Dead is crazy 😂
Live too though. Live too 😂
the imagery i got going on in my head right now is not okay.


the slurp noise

I can’t think of the noise 😂

Just charged my phone. Opened Nostr. and then a message like this at the top. 😂 I think you only see this on Nostr 😂










