Word of advice to any future #plebdad out there:

Never answer a phone call…

from your brother…

on speaker…

with your preschooler sitting in the back seat of the car…

Costly rookie mistake. They’re sponges.

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

Advice taken. Storing for future 🫡

+ invest in a couch that’s good for sleeping for when aforementioned preschooler tells mom the new words he learned

8ft beanbag is a life saver...

Great for kids.

And me when needed.

🤣

🫡 leading the way so other future dads can follow

That’s rule #1

🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes it's gotta happen once. 👏

Yeah we don't do that Bluetooth hands free shit around here anymore....

😅

😂😂😂😂

Yup. Was in the wrong car damnit.

Asking them to put toys away makes me think I need to take them to get their hearing checked.

Saying anything I don't want them to hear makes me wonder how they have super hearing and why it skipped my generation.

so much this

😂😂🫶🐸

🗣️🧽🧽🧽 —> 🤦‍♂️

You in bad doo doo now 😆

Hehehe… good advice.

They learn everything. The good and the bad. Fast.

Been there. Done that. Anatomy and swear words abound.

Amen. Goes hand in hand with the fiat gig, which is a major plus…no bueno on an off day 😂

It’s fiat… what day off?

😏 no call over here

not no more

🤯🤩

😂😂😂