Is there a protocol for throwable Bitcoin?

I want to throw bitcoin at people, but don't want to physically hurt them, I want it to be fun and acceptable, I want the item to be reasonable size and support smaller amounts (so something beyond onchain). Does anyone have a spec for such item? Tennis ball size, but not bouncy. Has to be easy to catch, maybe sticky of some form?

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Sounds like a zap bot: pay any invoices submitted to a URL until the budget expires. Enclose QR code of URL in throwable.

Kinder Surprise... ZapSurprise!

Throw a ZapSurprise at people.

They unwrap, eat the chocolate outer layer, open the capsule, find a piece of paper with a QR code in it, scans to redeem.

ZapSurprise. $2.5 in Sats a piece.

Oh I like that. Sats wrapped in a chocolate...