Found my way again, that was rather fun. Haven’t been lost in London in a while.
Saw some people touching trees - not in a sexual way, in a ‘damn, that’s a good tree’ way. And you know what? They were damn good trees. I’d touch them.
Discussion
Why would anyone be touching trees in a sexual way? How would that even work?
Meet Erika 🫂
‘The woman, named Erika LaBrie, became famous for marrying the Eiffel tower after a documentary about her attraction to inanimate objects was released.
In a clip from the documentary, Erika is seen straddling a red fence and pleasantly talking to the camera about her attraction.
“I did not expect to find a fence like this here at all,” Erika explains.
“He’s perfect, I mean this is the shape that I like so much. These angles? Fabulous.”
Erika identifies as an objectum sexual, which is a person who can become romantically and sexually attracted to inanimate objects.’
