Right after the picture...

Me:

Damn... I tried to smile. I thought I was.

Also me:

Yeah it's not that bad, I've had worse.

Jessica with a couple bruises of her own (from her dad) just being the selfie queen she is posts the picture anyway

Years later

Me:

Damn that looks pretty bad

Also me:

Some people be talking shit all the time making me out to be the abuser - yeah ---

Like the Christmas I was almost choked to death and had to smash Joe in the head with a pot and stab him in the back with the broken handle to not die

Yup I'm a fuckin monster