Right after the picture...
Me:
Damn... I tried to smile. I thought I was.
Also me:
Yeah it's not that bad, I've had worse.
Jessica with a couple bruises of her own (from her dad) just being the selfie queen she is posts the picture anyway
Years later
Me:
Damn that looks pretty bad
Also me:
Some people be talking shit all the time making me out to be the abuser - yeah ---
Like the Christmas I was almost choked to death and had to smash Joe in the head with a pot and stab him in the back with the broken handle to not die
Yup I'm a fuckin monster

