What do you call something black and white and red all over?

A Nun in a blender

What's big, brown, and fuzzy and sits in the corner smiling?

Beef strokinoff

It's actually one I first heard on Nostr:

Warning! Do not read it if you can't handle dark humor! 🤷‍♂️😅

“When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.”

Jack Handey

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he didn’t have his seat belt on.