Being the CEO of bitcoin has been the most relaxing job I've ever had.

I'd like to thank the bitcoin community for this wonderful opportunity and the golden parachute it has afforded me.

I promise to continue to do nothing against people claiming to be Satoshi, not caring about bitcoin FUD articles from Greenpeace's hired thugs, and not responding to boomers getting heart attacks in the past few weeks because of the ETFs volatility.

Love and kisses 😘