I was just standing alone waiting on a notoriously slow elevator. No one was around so I ripped ass. Of course immediately after doing this the elevator doors opened and revealed a cabin full of nursing staff.

Instead of crop dusting the lot of them I pretended I needed to go in the other direction.

With this small act I’ve come to the conclusion that I now have a chance at penetrating the pearly gates once I celestially transfer. 🙏