pfttt… next!

That's amazing. I didn't know Satoshi was levered up with PACW

I nearly spit out my coffee reading this one 😂😂

They are literally running out of headline titles because this makes no sense whatsoever

Safe to assume any online article not written by someone I know is an AI output at this point 😂

Who’s the low volatility asset now lmao

If not AI content the author should claim that it is to save face on this one. 🤦‍♂️

Zapped for the laugh, thanks! 😂