Wife: “Toddler Vader was chasing around ducks at the park. He was trying to ride them like a horse. Can you believe that?!”

Me: “I fail to see the problem with his logic. Those are big ducks. He’s small. Makes sense if you ask me.”

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And they're basically hovercrafts, probably saw them as landspeeders

One for each foot sounds right.

Saddle up big boy 🦆

50/50 chance he’d bite them back.

It's the geese that are the biggest threat

Fuck them geese. They nasty.

zero ducks given

he became ungovernable

Always has been.

One day you think your kid is going to find out you called him Vader?

He already knows, the force is strong with that youngling