Husband casually "Oh, and can you please explain me this?"
*opens kitchen drawer*
*digs behind some stuff*
*pulls of Toffiffee box*
"THIS??"
*It's empty, he waves the hot evidence in my face*
I must admit it's pretty hard to lie your way out from some situations. ππ
π¨πΏ NezbΓ½vΓ‘ neΕΎ jako v Cimrmanovi: A drze se pΕiznal. ππ
Blame it on the kids... or the candy monsters that sneak in at night and steal kids and wives if there's no candy...
I'm not surprised by the fact she ate it.
But why the hell hide the empty box? Just throw it away π€·.
You're taking out the trash, you'd find it and judge me.
Women's brains are wired differently π€·ββοΈπ
He won't get itπ€π€£
Men never do. So we'll keep hiding tge evidence and they'll keep wondering why ππ«π
Yep, you guys always get amused when you lead us on a wild goose chase for no reason.
Excuse you?! The first and next to marriage only promise I ever gave my man was, that I'll never ever make an idiot out of him!π When I'm mad I almost never used that "nothing" answer. On the contrary, I give him a choice to list what pisses me off by the date, alphabetically, by the date or size! And loud and repeated at will!π€¬π€ͺ
Lucky man. At least, you let him chooseπ . My first wife used to say similar things... our marriage lasted ALMOST ten months.
My first marriageπ
