Blame it on the kids... or the candy monsters that sneak in at night and steal kids and wives if there's no candy...

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It worked for the first ten timesπŸ‘€πŸ˜…

Time for a new hiding place πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. In with the feminine hygiene products.

You are devil's spawn. I love it.

I've learned a few tricks (surprisingly) from strangers on the internet πŸ˜‰

I'm not surprised by the fact she ate it.

But why the hell hide the empty box? Just throw it away 🀷.

You're taking out the trash, you'd find it and judge me.

Women's brains are wired differently πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

He won't get it🀌🀣

Men never do. So we'll keep hiding tge evidence and they'll keep wondering why πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

Yep, you guys always get amused when you lead us on a wild goose chase for no reason.

Excuse you?! The first and next to marriage only promise I ever gave my man was, that I'll never ever make an idiot out of him!πŸ˜€ When I'm mad I almost never used that "nothing" answer. On the contrary, I give him a choice to list what pisses me off by the date, alphabetically, by the date or size! And loud and repeated at will!🀬πŸ€ͺ

Lucky man. At least, you let him chooseπŸ˜…. My first wife used to say similar things... our marriage lasted ALMOST ten months.

My first marriageπŸ‘‡

My first marriage lasted about half a year. It also doesn't work when guys just ignore their women and wait it all out.

That's true. I won't deny that. That wasn't my marriage, though. We were just constantly arguing without without any resolution in sight.

Oh there's always a reason πŸ˜‚