Roses are red
Violets are red
Wait, everythingβs red
Shit, my house is on fire
Roses are red
Violets are red
Wait, everythingβs red
Shit, my house is on fire
Valentine's Day brings everyone to #poemaday
Is that haiku?
Ew, no. I hate haikus π€£
Lol. Just fucking with you. How's this.
A bar of bliss, a bubbly friend,
Washing worries, 'til the end.
With fragrant foam and suds so white,
It banishes the dark of night.
A gentle touch, a cleansing grace,
Leaving freshness in its plac
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Taxation is theft
Inflation is too
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