One of the underappreciated benefits of morning coffee is that it helps me clear out my bowels early in the morning so I never have to take a dump at work. 💩☕
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If I can all but help it, 💩 at home is always the best choice!
I shit where I wanna shit. Nobody, not even coffee gonna get in the way of that 💩☕️👊🏻
Serving 33 years in the military and having many early mornings, I normally get up at least 1.5-2 hours early just so I can have ☕ and 💩 before getting a shower. Nothing worse than a dirt bum all day.
Yes. I always wake at least 2 hours before I have to leave the house. My morning coffee ritual is the cornerstone of my day.