I think that is the reason you made it to the top of the list! Thank you for being you.
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Hold up, hear me out.
It's a female npub, but she's muted by nearly everyone, a middle-aged mom, only interacts on private relays, posts a bunch of Bible quotes and shitposts, and keep all of her clothes on.
That's it. That's the plan.

But, seriously, trying to have a normal convo online with someone who has a half-naked profile pic feels like trying to chat up strangers in the sauna.