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Quiet day alone today, told the hubs to abandon me and my crusty eye 🤢. Going to drink coffee and a warm compress to clean the crust.

Mmmmm crust Lol 😂

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It's so gross 🤮 I hate eyeballs, they're creepy...and now crusty...😭

Someone farted on your pillow

That bastard!

APPLY FART DIRECTLY TO EYEBALL

Curious kinks 🤷‍♀️

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BREAK FARTSITE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY 🚨

Needs a warning: "No fartsite in bed, may cause pink eye." 😂😂

They are useful to see things with though!

But they're squishy and slimy and 🤢. Seeing is overrated 😂😂

True seeing is overrated sometimes can’t unsee hahaha thanks for the zap! ⚡️

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Should we fire up Cornychat?

I may jump on later.

Not just creepy things either!