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Pinched the fuck out of my neck this morning. Might never smile again.

Is this you asking me to pinch your cheeks to reverse whatever the fuck you did?

Because I’m ready. 🤗 😊

Lady you have some nerve speaking to a cripple with that type of tone

I thought you were "athletic". Hmm. What happened to that?

I didn’t make the cut for the Nostr calendar, so in a haste of rage, I produced so much force my body simply could not stand it.

Too powerful for my own good😔

It’s your anger. Maybe cut down on the roids. 😊🤗

Ok here’s a treat for you. You may have not made it on the Nostr calendar but you’ve made it on a tree. Heeeeyyyy!! https://v.nostr.build/4wkq.mp4

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha yeah that made me laugh out loud.

Do you have two trees, one of which is decorated with bananas?

Yes!

Alex - 1

Anon - 0

Those are not my trees. They’re from a hotel in town. I had a meeting there.

Anon - 1,000,000

Alex - 1/2

I always get the last laugh and you know that. Don’t you have a a cow to milk or something

Fine.

Whaddyaknow I have people who do that for me now.

Mgtow quotes for life.