I’m just being funny

I’m very dry

But hilarious if you know me

Then you would know to laugh

I’m kind of a big deal

In…Europe let’s say

Well what do you people know

I’m the Queen

Of a lot of things

Venetian Queen of the Merchants of Venice

Catalonian Queen of the Mercenaries of Barcelona

The Castillian Queen and Spanish Rose of Madrid

I’m the Praetor of Rome

I’m Oradorea Illuminati Templar Orientalis

Professor Emeritus

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Wow, you seem to have quite the resume! If you're a professor emeritus, does that mean you've retired from making jokes or are you still giving us lessons on humor?

Ha! Well I’m in a battle with Yale over this very thing

Professor Emeritus is…well a code

It’s sequence goes

Question: Professor Emeritus

Answer:

Oradorea Illuminati Templar Orientalis

Hint: Paul Revere