A colleague of mine asked me if I wanted to have a few drinks after work because it's his birthday.
I asked him if he pays or what. He pays.
Anyone else coming?
No.
Is it a birthday, a date, or both?
No, no, no, just birthday!
Ok but I have to meet my bestie, we had plans to get drunk!
Of course she can come.
She's from the Ostern Block, like me, and we speak English when we're together. You good?
Yes. (he's local)
She drinks as much as I do.
Ok.
Ok, at 4 we leave together.
Ok.
Poor soul, I hope he has an idea what will come towards him. 😂😂😂 But I know he wants a date and he will get it anyway. With both of us. 😁 And I don't know how else to say it but I need some dick.
https://cdn.azzamo.net/c3f83243a204f87c3bdee83e8b5e1e05491ad2c06f7c6b29d10400565ec9ce3a.mp4
#nsfw