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How to snag yourself a toxic bitcoiner for life:

Don't just sit at home thinking you can scroll some fiat dating app, get your ass onto Nostr!

Don't be a creeper, share value for value so it's clear what you bring to the table.

Avoid the bots cause they'll try to trick you!

Learn when to shut up and leave the negativity on X. This is Nostr, the place for growth and good stuff. The toxicity is supposed to be about your focus on Bitcoin, not cutting others down. It's about not "having fun staying poor".

If they don't get bitcoin, they're not the one. If they're open to learning about bitcoin, they're worth further investigation. You might be able to waterboard the orange pill down their throats with enough effort.

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Okay, I'm really not that good at bringing the sass 🤣🤣🤣

What would your sassy version of "How to snag a toxic bitcoiner for life" sound like? 🤔😜🤣

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mike 5mo ago

My advice, learn everything about Lamborghini's by the end of the bull run 😂

AnnSofiNovelist 5mo ago

I still need to wait 1.5 year before I can disclose my fairly limited experience with lambos 😔

I can say I have never been in one though, but I could have been...

mike 5mo ago

If you get a chance, drive a Lambo tractor, they're even better 😂

gojiberra 5mo ago

wait, have you done this or know someone who has?

AnnSofiNovelist 5mo ago

No, I got my husband before we got into bitcoin and eventually found Nostr.

I just finished writing a book called, "How to prepare yourself for marriage" and my husband put the intro on Grok and asked him to be very extreme, and it was a hilarious read, so I considered writing a bitcoiner version myself, with a lot of sass, but I've concluded it's not quite my forte... my language is too polite 😅

I do believe people will find their preferred kind of people if they look in areas where those kinds of people hang out, so if it's a bitcoiner looking for a spouse, they're probably wanting a bitcoiner, so the best place to find one would be here on Nostr, as X is filled with too much negativity and drama, and Nostr is way more open and encouraging.

gojiberra 5mo ago

very cool... seems like an apt title.

does your book have a religious lens?

i'm always fascinated by couples who get bitcoin. I have been bothering my unattached female cousin for months to get on Nostr, but she's looking more on the salsa dance floor, and only ends up finding worthless pieces of narcissitic garbage shit. suprise suprise.

i bet your advice to men is "stop taking gym selfies"... i'm just trying to get free advice.

Maybe i'll give her your book as a present--- i'm joking. I'd never do that. I'm happily single and she's single (although wants a partner). i guess i don't need to be helpful.

gojiberra 5mo ago

i mean, i would buy your book for myself first (not to give away) unless someone already is getting ready for marriage :D so as not to jynx it

AnnSofiNovelist 5mo ago

Here's the Amazon link in case you'd like to check it out more.

https://a.co/d/2VHchoi

AnnSofiNovelist 5mo ago

Yes, it is a Christian based book, as I am a Christian.

The first chapter is called, "What even is marriage?" And includes a subtitle of what God says about marriage in the bible, and I do include interacting with God to learn a lot of the tools or habits I go over in the rest of the book, though I try my best to focus on "WHAT WORKS" rather than Christian cliches or such.

I've noticed a lot of Christian books or teachings being quite shallow or overly "Christianese".

Our book includes a chapter on psychometric assessments to help you figure out who you are, and which type of person would be a better fit for how you function. It matters if you want an easier marriage.

Sounds like your cousin is really into dancing and would prefer a man who also likes dancing. However, it sounds like it's not the best place to find a good man, as the men who go dancing to find a lady may not be looking for a spouse 😬 so, it might be better to find a guy elsewhere who happens to also enjoy dancing. Maybe there are some of those guys here on Nostr, so if you come across one, she might be more curious about getting on Nostr 🤔😇