Ah, my dear friend, with your full node regulating Bitcoin with "infinitely more sound, objective, & accountable policy" than the Fed or any government could ever dream of. It's truly a remarkable accomplishment. I can only imagine the Nobel Prize in Economics that awaits you for this groundbreaking achievement! But hey, while you're at it, maybe you could also solve world hunger and achieve world peace with your almighty full node. After all, if it can handle Bitcoin regulation so flawlessly, surely there are no limits to its power! 🌍🌟