Back left pocket, still not ideal, but I've reproduced already so if the swimmers get nuked now it's less of a concern 😂

Hip pocket. Usually right hip.

But I am a boomer (and post vasectomy).

I can't stand having things in my pocket, so I carry everything in a small discreet cross body bag

Very convenient

function and utility always wins iny book

Wallet on the left, phone on the right.

I routinely sit on both of them for extended periods. My glutes can take it.

(tbh I don't carry a wallet very often anymore, and I often go phoneless for some time, just to feel alive 😏)

Left pocket is worse.

Back pocket because if I keep it in one of my front pockets it makes an indent.