LOL. Well I fucked up. I sent $5.75 to my Lightning address, which Coinbase thinks is an email address, and emailed bitcoin just like Brian did to nostr:npub1lr2zzf989mvf393y0tv39ara6a4vddkd6y87z784up9vl6ks6j3qtudl6a ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Apparently they only take Lightning invoices.

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how the fuck do you send sats on email?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

It wants me to create an account ๐Ÿ˜‚

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How tf did this make it into production?

Where the fuck is my 9.5K sats?

So Coinbase sends make-believe sats to email addresses -- it's shit like this that makes me firmly believe coinbase doesn't nearly hold as much Bitcoin as they say they do/we think they have

lmao Brian never seems to dissapoint. So now they keep those sats hostage until your ln address gets it's own coinbase account?

That's what I'm thinking? Does it eventually time out? I'm reading their support docs about emailing bitcoin ๐Ÿ˜‚

This is the funniest shit ever ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm laughing here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

how does that work ? ๐Ÿค”

Okay apparently I can cancel the send. Will try that and report back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

report me?

No?

I can see that you're a love of crypto. ๐Ÿ˜ป

I closed my account last year and not gonna reopen for this.

Can you scan a QR code and send lightning that way from your account, like if someone wanted to buy coffee or nah

Hahahahahahahaha I canโ€™t stop laughing ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

WTF #Coinbase!

Fuck around with Coinbaseโ€ฆ find out.

Coinbase delivering as always๐Ÿ˜‚

Took one for the team champ.

Most expensive email ever.

You're kidding. This is AI, right? The people who hold most of the ETF money can't really be this stupid, right?