Having a husband is exactly like having a tamagotchi.

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Don't say like that 😭

😂 I have to remind him to drink water

Now it justified 😜😜

False, he has yet to die

Almost that one time though

You can leave them around scooters, says on the box

*Can’t

I really wish I had read the fine print 😂

Strange that rooftops totally ol

I mean don’t get me wrong, I LOVE tamagotchis, but it’s crazy that this man wouldn’t drink water or eat good food or like put ointment on a bug bite

Puzzl doesn’t eat or drink? 🤣

He used to consider the ice cubes in his coffee..his water for the day 😂🤷‍♀️ he’s doing great now, but I just reminded him to drink water again

😂

I just want him to live a long time 🥹😂

That’s totally understandable 😂

We might as well just give up on society and walk around with iv drips 😂

I still use the garden hose

#hydrohomies

Only if he's obsessed with bitcoin

Of course he is 😂🫂

Then you must be feeding him well lol.

So much more than food. Single men have no idea the luxuries of fresh linens on a nicely made bed every night or someone to shave those hairs on the back of your neck, take care of you when you’re sick. It really goes on and on. That doesn’t take away all that he does for me which is A LOT, I just get nervous sometimes that I’m not cooking healthy enough and what not

Those poor, sick animals 😰

Interaction options are:

(Talk) (Fuck) (Feed)

(Scratch Back)

🤣

Nope. I kept him alive when he couldn’t walk for 2 years. Unless you’ve cleaned a bed pan yourself, fuck off.

Not sure where this is coming from.

🥩🥤💩 repeat 😂😂😂

Tehehe we got it down

They'd just be upside down with turd piles and flies buzzing if it weren't for us, lol. We do it because we love them 🥰 (and their bodies are too heavy to haul off 😉)

Steak. Drink. Shit.: Edge of Tomorrow

Exactly 🤣

There are good resources online if you need help

Perfect!

How tf does one have Umm conjugal relations with a Tamagotchi? 🤔🤷

Become a tomagotchi oneself

You have to feed it right?

OFTEN 😂

And he’s Japanese 🥁

😂

Can you imagine having a wife now?

Boom Boom 🤣

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LoL